Book Review: John Verdon’s THINK OF A NUMBER
July 28, 2010 – 12:12 am | 5 Comments

John Verdon’s Think of a Number hooked me quickly with an intriguing premise, but its need for editing prevents it from being more enjoyable.
Retired NYPD detective Dave Gurney is contacted by an old acquaintance, Mark …

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Movie Review: DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS
July 25, 2010 – 8:42 pm | 17 Comments

With the title Dinner for Schmucks and Paul Rudd and Steve Carell as leads, you might think the movie (opening July 30) would be a laugh riot. Turns out, I barely cracked a smile.

Rudd plays Tim, an executive after a big promotion who must first pass muster by bringing the biggest idiot to a monthly dinner hosted by his boss (Bruce Greenwood). Though he’s indecisive about attending the event after his girlfriend disapproves, Tim finds the perfect candidate when he hits Barry (Carell) with his car. Barry builds mice dioramas, is socially inept and seems to be Tim’s perfect ticket to that promotion. Eventually, of course, Tim discovers who the real schmucks are.

The most amusing thing about the movie, based on the French film Le Diner de Cons, is the opening credits, when we see Barry creating his delightful dioramas with meticulously dressed mice set in charming scenery. Then it’s all downhill from there, a head-scratching turn of events considering the cast, which also includes Lucy Punch and Flight of the Conchords‘ Jemaine Clement and Kristen Schaal, all capable of being very funny. They’re hampered by a script by David Guion and Michael Handelman that seems to think outrageousness equals hilarity, which it doesn’t, at least not here. Clement used to make me laugh out loud on Conchords because the humor (which he wrote with Bret McKenzie) was rooted in reality. Here, he’s forced to wear crazy outfits and do weird things just for shock value, resulting in scenes that are simply ridiculous.

I was also dismayed by director Jay Roach having Rudd in his movie and not allowing him to be funny, not even once. Rudd plays the straight man and mostly has to act exasperated at everyone’s antics. The squandered opportunity for inspired riffing with his co-star is frustrating. Carell, who is just as good a dramatic actor as a comedic one, makes Barry sympathetic but we’ve seen this performance before. Barry’s innocence is reminiscent of Andy’s in The 40-Year-Old Virgin and his inappropriate comments are similar to what comes out of Michael Scott’s mouth every week on The Office. Barry does provide some heart but I wish the movie had more of a funny bone.

Nerd verdict: Dinner’s an empty dish

Photos: Merie Weismiller Wallace

Winners of Aimee Bender’s THE PARTICULAR SADNESS OF LEMON CAKE
July 19, 2010 – 6:56 pm | 5 Comments
Winners of Aimee Bender’s THE PARTICULAR SADNESS OF LEMON CAKE

Random.org selected the following winners:

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Please click on my contact form and let me know where you’d like Doubleday to ship your book. If I don’t hear from you by 7 p.m. …

I Want to Go to There
July 16, 2010 – 5:43 pm | 21 Comments
I Want to Go to There

It’s been 9000 degrees here in L.A. and my A/C has been running around the clock just so I can breathe and not look like I’ve been hit by Super Soakers loaded with sweat. Terrified …

TV Review: RIZZOLI & ISLES
July 13, 2010 – 1:56 am | 18 Comments
TV Review: RIZZOLI & ISLES

It’s hard for me to review something I neither love nor hate, which is how I feel about the pilot for this new TNT series (Mondays, 10 p.m.) starring Angie Harmon as tough-talking homicide detective …

Book Review + Giveaway: THE PARTICULAR SADNESS OF LEMON CAKE
July 11, 2010 – 10:49 pm | 21 Comments
Book Review + Giveaway: THE PARTICULAR SADNESS OF LEMON CAKE

Aimee Bender’s The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake is a bittersweet piece of literature that is both filling and light, with a satisfying secret ingredient I’m not sure I can identify but am happy to …

Primetime Emmy Nominations 2010
July 8, 2010 – 2:13 pm | 10 Comments
Primetime Emmy Nominations 2010

No, I didn’t wake up at the crack of dawn to hear the Emmy nominations. I just went to a bunch of websites to look up the nominations. In case you haven’t seen them and …

THE KIDS ARE Just ALL RIGHT
July 8, 2010 – 1:01 am | 3 Comments
THE KIDS ARE Just ALL RIGHT

I couldn’t make a recent screening of The Kids Are All Right but my trusty contributor, Eric Edwards, was kind enough to cover it for me.—PCN
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Director Lisa Cholodenko, working from a script she co-wrote with …

Summer Nights
July 6, 2010 – 9:46 pm | 20 Comments
Summer Nights

Just got back into town after 5 days in Sonoma where I think I surpassed my personal best in laziness. I made sloths look like speed freaks. Hung out with my sister and her family …

Winners of Carolyn Parkhurst’s THE NOBODIES ALBUM
July 6, 2010 – 9:42 pm | One Comment
Winners of Carolyn Parkhurst’s THE NOBODIES ALBUM

Random.org selected my two winners: Novelwhore and Carol Wong! You’ll each get a hardcover copy of Carolyn Parkhurst’s sublime The Nobodies Album. Please hit the contact form above before July 8 midnight PST and let …

The Versatile Blogger Award
June 30, 2010 – 12:43 am | 12 Comments
The Versatile Blogger Award

My friend le0pard13 from Lazy Thoughts from a Boomer just gave me the Versatile Blogger Award, which tickles me. When I was first learning English, I used to confuse “versatile” with “flexible,” so I wondered …

Book Review + Giveaway: Carolyn Parkhurst’s THE NOBODIES ALBUM
June 28, 2010 – 12:28 am | 14 Comments
Book Review + Giveaway: Carolyn Parkhurst’s THE NOBODIES ALBUM

Carolyn Parkhurst’s The Nobodies Album is such a unique book with such beautiful language, I won’t do it justice by compressing its ideas into a review. But hopefully I’ll pique your interest enough to get …

Movie Review: WINTER’S BONE
June 26, 2010 – 12:14 am | 21 Comments
Movie Review: WINTER’S BONE

Debra Granik’s Winter’s Bone, which won the Sundance Grand Jury Prize for drama this year, resembles two previous winners, Frozen River in 2008 and Precious last year, in being the kind of movie that’s well …

Movie Review: KNIGHT AND DAY
June 23, 2010 – 1:51 am | 16 Comments
Movie Review: KNIGHT AND DAY

I’ve never been a big fan of Tom Cruise, even before all the crazy talk and couch jumping. He comes across exactly the same way in every movie, no matter who he plays, even Les …