Someone started a meme on Twitter today which challenges people to come up with funny movie titles by adding “in my pants” to the end of existing titles. I know many of you don’t tweet so I thought I’d post it here and maybe we could have a few laughs on Monday morning.
Here are some of my examples:
- I Know What You Did Last Summer In My Pants
- It’s Complicated In My Pants
- It Happened One Night In My Pants
- Swingers In My Pants
- All the Right Moves In My Pants
- Something’s Gotta Give In My Pants
- You, Again In My Pants
- No Country for Old Men In My Pants
To make it a little more creative, I avoided titles with obvious words like “balls” (e.g. Balls of Fury) or “hard” (e.g. Hard Target) in them. Yes, this is decidedly a low-brow game but if something involves pantalones activity, I’m in. You? Let’s see what you can whip up in your pants!
19 Comments
le0pard13
October 31, 2010 at 10:07 pmHow about:
Hellraiser In My Pants?
or
Raising Arizona In My Pants?
or
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon In My Pants?
or
I Was A Male War Bride In My Pants?
or
Charade In My Pants?
Poncho
November 1, 2010 at 2:17 amI’m cracking up right now… Let me think of a few:
Daredevil In My Pants
Little Big Soldier In My Pants
The Crazies In My Pants
Child’s Play In My Pants
Pride and Prejudice In My Pants
OK… Now I feel dirty…
Brett Battles
November 1, 2010 at 5:58 amFunny Girl in my Pants
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure in my Pants
I Am Legend in my Pants
Little Shop of Horrors in my Pants
The Thing in my Pants
Dirty Dancing in my Pants
*batteries not included in my Pants
Over The Top in my Pants
Elizabeth Duncan
November 1, 2010 at 7:19 amTo Catch a Thief In My Pants
Frenzy in My Pants
Vertigo in My Pants
The Man who Knew Too Much in My (Lavender) Pants!
Saboteur in My Pants
The Wrong Man in My Pants
Naomi Johnson
November 1, 2010 at 8:42 amThe Awful Truth in My Pants
Catch Me if You Can in My Pants
The Fortune Cookie in My Pants
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum in My Pants
Glory in My Pants
The Love Bug in My Pants
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington in My Pants
joy
November 1, 2010 at 10:33 amThe Natural in My Pants
What About Bob in My Pants
Little Children in My Pants
The Pursuit of Happyness in My Pants
The Towering Inferno in My Pants
Free Willy in My Pants
Travis Richardson
November 1, 2010 at 10:45 am127 Hours in My Pants
Salt in My Pants
The Apartment in My Pants
Some Like it Hot in My Pants
She’s the One in My Pants
The Wild One in My Pants
Never Let Me Go in My Pants
Antz in My Pantz
Idle Hands in My Pants
The Magnificent Seven in My Pants
Less Than Zero in My Pants
Reader#9
November 1, 2010 at 11:04 amI love this stuff!
GREASE in my pants!
I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER in my pants! (yes, I borrowed, PCN)
FREE WILLY in my pants!
WHAT LIES BENEATH in my pants!
WHAT DREAMS MAY COME in my pants!
EIREGO
November 1, 2010 at 1:48 pmTeaching Mrs. Tingle in my pants
The Blob in my pants
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes in my pants
From Dusk Till Dawn in my pants
White Mischief in my pants
The Empire Strikes Back in my pants
The Third Man in my pants
Okay, I’m laughing too much to continue and my co-workers are giving me weird looks. I’m done here.
Paulette
November 1, 2010 at 2:53 pmGONE WITH THE WIND in my pants
SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE in my pants
HOSTAGE in my pants
ROMEO MUST DIE in my pants
TOP GUN in my pants
THE SUM OF ALL FEARS in my pants
DIE HARD in my pants
This is too much fun! More later!
Paulette
November 1, 2010 at 3:00 pmsorry for the easy one…could not resist Die Hard
Pop Culture Nerd
November 1, 2010 at 3:11 pmHaha! You all are making me laugh!
le0pard13—You have to show me how to play Charades in your pants. I gotta plan parlor games with guests after Thanksgiving dinner!
Poncho—I’ve heard there’s medication to treat the crazies in your pants.
Brett—You make a girl buy her own batteries for your pants? Damn. Talk about playing hard to get.
Elizabeth—Extra credit for your all-Hitchcock version and incorporating your infamous lavender pants! One question, though: How do you get vertigo in your pants?
Naomi—Why is Mr. Smith taking your pants to Washington? He should’ve borrowed a skirt.
joy—Free Willy in My Pants must be a documentary because I saw a guy in the park last week doing that.
Travis—What an interesting idea to put salt in your pants! Does that help get more traction? And what do you have SEVEN of in there?
Reader#9—I think I have an idea what kind of dreams you’re having.
EIREGO—You have a THIRD man in your pants? Impressive. Mine gets crowded after two.
Paulette—I suggest you go easy on the broccoli or look into Beano.
Christine
November 1, 2010 at 3:22 pmHahahahahahaha! Thank you, thank you, you all have made my afternoon so much more fun!!! Nothing beats laughing until you cry!
Poncho
November 1, 2010 at 3:53 pmAmen for that.
I’ve made a tradition to put away any liquids whenever I read PCN’s blog, so I won’t instinctively reach for it and found trying to drink while I laugh (I specially avoid any soda or carbonated drinks!).
Christine
November 1, 2010 at 3:59 pmYou got that right, Poncho! There’s often a high spit-take danger to reading PCN’s posts! Although, if there’s a point system, I think the carbonated beverage shooting from the reader’s nose rates higher than your traditional spit-take. I think it’s the watery eyes that go with it. 😉
Pop Culture Nerd
November 1, 2010 at 4:51 pmThanks, you two, but I can’t take credit for this. It’s the comments that are hilarious!
Christine
November 1, 2010 at 6:05 pmYes, but PCN, you started it for us! 😉
Pop Culture Nerd
November 2, 2010 at 12:55 amPoncho, this one’s just for you: My hubby came up with Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs in My Pants. Did that get a nose-squirting take?
who some have
November 10, 2010 at 5:05 pmoh wow, I’m late to this! How about:
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY in my pants
THE INCREDIBLE HULK in my pants
DAYS OF THUNDER in my pants
LETHAL WEAPON in my pants
BIG in my pants
RAGING BULL in my pants
SOME LIKE IT HOT in my pants
KING KONG in my pants
DR. STRANGELOVE in my pants