You’ll get no argument from me about the whoriness of Bikini Girl! She is the grossest contestant I’ve ever seen in American Idol history. Like I said, the producers need to hand out antibiotics to the other contestants and disinfect her room.

Nate Marshall is a drama queen. His constant crying is too much. It would’ve been really funny if someone had given him one of those hard theatrical slaps across the face and said, “Snap out of it, man!” And did you see his “choreography” during the group performance? Hilarious!

Glad to hear you’re finally caught up on this season!

I’m ambivalent about the usefulness of the group exercise. It reminds me of grade school where there’s always some kid who gets picked last for a group and always someone who bosses everyone in the group around. Singers should be allowed to just focus on the music because producers aren’t looking for someone they can plug into a band. But you and yeti9000 make a good point about how the group exercise reveals people’s true characters so perhaps it serves some purpose. I don’t want my American Idol to be a stank bitch or jerk.

1. Bikini Girl is a straight-up ho. I despise the bitch and was so glad to see her go…yuck!

2. Nancy Wilson got a bum rap, but more than anything, I think that crazy VH1 “Charm School” hair sent her packing more than her lousy singing…yikes, that nasty ass weave was insane.

3. That cute hippie chick Flack just couldn’t cut the mustard, baby. Loved her look and her backstory had us both in tears several times, but she was a total Michelle Kwan in the end. You know, great in rehearsals and stuff, but totally lame when it really counts on the big show. In any case, sorry to see her go…she was my favorite.

4. Don’t remember her name, but ditto to that other funky girl with the pink hair. Momma was right, why’d you change your song, dumbass? She blew it, big time…

5. Also, that gay dude on Nancy’s team is insane, if he makes it through to the real show, I will play a drinking game every night for the rest of the season…one shot for every histrionic sob. God, I hate him…

6. And finally, Tatiana is the freaking devil. What a total bitch! We just take comfort in the fact that having showed her true colors this early on, she will be quickly eliminated by the viewers. I’m just hoping America hates the self-serving bitch as much as we do…yikes…

Oh yeah, and did I mention that bikini girl is a straight-up whore? 🙂

{Never underestimate the power of wearing shoes… preferably something with soles … }

In the last season of Australian Idol {we’re between series currently}, they ditched the group performances. On one hand, it seemed more relevant to see how they go solo with a quick study under pressure. On the other, I was disappointed because it really tests their musicianship to get it together with others in such a short spell. Plus the group exercise is often Very revealing of their true characters {or lack thereof}!

Where the heck do they find these people? And why choose this band of nuts as opposed to the ones they met at the auditions? They need a better screening process.

Tatiana’s laugh alone screams “I’M INSANE.”

Yeah, I will tune in again next week.

Laughed out loud when they made Paula look reptilian.

Ryan Pinkston was just crazy. Same with Tatiana. Please get a tranquilizer gun and put her down.

Loved the Rainbow Coalition so much I downloaded the tune to my IPod.

I think Adam Lambert will at least be in the top 5.