Now, if I were accompanied by someone who was comfortable and fluent in the language and customs, I would be more willing to try. I’ve always wanted to go to Africa. Not necessarily the guided safaris with the fancy camps, because that feels like cheating, but to really experience the wildlife and ecosystems of the continent. Though I don’t know what I could contribute, but if I really got my courage up, I’d join Doctors without Borders or some other humanitarian effort. For now, I’ll just continue to support those who step up to the plate and see what’s out there. 🙂
Look forward to reading this book. Thanks, PCN.
]]>This sounds a lot like Simon Lewis’ experience when he had to write a travel guide for China and didn’t have any knowledge of the culture or the language. That turned into the concept for his book BAD TRAFFIC, but in that case his Chinese protagonist went to England…and didn’t know the culture or the language. It’s humbling!
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]]>“The airline went out of business? How is that my fault?”, she said.
She got us on another flight the next day, but it cost us another pair of tickets. I paid it. I needed to do this already.
On our first day, we went para-sailing and picked up a couple of local girls at a GAP. We rented an old jalopy (seriously, it looked like something the Beverly Hillbillies would have driven) and took them to their house after work. It was a shack. The floors were dirt and the rooms were divided with cheap wood paneling and pictures on the wall were simply pages ripped out of magazines and taped sparingly to the wall. My brother spoke no Spanish whatsoever, but I could see everything that was going on in his head. The girls were pretty, but he was really scared of what we might have gotten ourselves into. We hadn’t exactly grown up rich, but this was level of poverty we had never been exposed to before. We were definitely out of our element.
I translated as best I could to brother while keeping up the banter with our dates.
They took us to a club where psuedo-rockettes line danced up onstage and then came out to mingle with the crowd. They all looked the same. Statuesque dancers with huge feathered head pieces. One of them grabbed my brother and dragged him onto the dance floor. The girls laughed hysterically. Finally, they explained that only 6 or so of the 22 costumed dancers were actual females. The one that dancing with my brother was not one of them. But he was having a good time, so I didn’t tell him he was dancing with a man until he was escorted back to the table and given a kiss for the dance. We had many more beers after that. On the walk back to the girls’ place, we met whole families in the street selling pez candy. It put a real damper on the evening and we neglected offers of a nightcap with their parents.
We staggered into our hotel room at around 3AM. My brother woke up with Montezuma’s Revenge which set the tone for rest of our little vacation.
There were many of what I call Ugly Americans in almost every bar sporting a neon sign with palm trees on it. They were doing things they wouldn’t dare do in their own country. Rather than join them in the debauchery, it sobered us up enough not to treat the place like it was our own personal toilet.
We tried sunbathing, but every 20 minutes we were nudged by a poor kid in rags trying to sell us a warm, flat Corona.
We avoided the tourist traps and found quite a few cantinas where we could just sit and watch the sun rise and set without being pestered by the punks on Spring Break. Sitting while nursing our drinks, we had some pretty good conversations before we went back to the U.S. It did me good. My brother married his girlfriend a few months later. I think it made him feel safer. She divorced him a few years later.
I am still enjoying the coffee mug I bought down there. It makes me smile, but I have no interest in going back.
]]>Although some people say that it reads like a thriller, “Undress Me in the Temple of Heaven” is a true story. Did you find the ending surprising?
I’m just curious as a writer. You can contact me through my website, http://www.susanjanegilman.com This also has a link to my blog, “A View from A Broad” a humorous account of my continuing adventures overseas, for those who are interested in laughing, or armchair travel, or both.
Thanks for reading!
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