Oh, forgot to mention the unanimous vote for best Oscar commercial…Modern Family’s “Oscar Night Charades.” We all laughed our butts off. If you saw it, you’ll know what I mean. The boys still walk around the house yelling “The Pointy Finger!”
]]>If you like seeing pretty women in super high heels trip, you should try watching Miss USA or Miss Universe pageants. I saw Miss USA fall on her ass once, right after a clip where she said that would never happen to her.
]]>Halle Berry wasn’t there but Mariah Carey was, sticking her boobs and legs in our faces as usual (I think that’s what broke my TV).
Regarding Miley’s mom, she was there with Miley and showed off her “cool” tattoos to the camera so for all we know, she helped Miley pick out that dress.
]]>(Our 9 year-old daughter) “Ooooo, look what a pretty dress and I love her shoes! I’m going to wear those when I’m older.”
(Our 11 year-old son) “You’d fall down in those stilt things. That would be funny. Hey do you think anyone will trip Mom? That would be funny! How does she squeeze into that thing? Can she breathe?”
(Our 15 year-old son) “Who cares if she can breathe, she’s hot!”
(daughter) “ooo, that’s a pretty dress too.”
(11 year-old) “It looks like someone wrapped colored toilet paper around her. Hey, that looks like a sheet I used for my toga at school.”
(15 year-old) “Who cares. She’s hot too.”
(11 year-old) “Don’t those high heel stilt things hurt her feet? Why would she wear them?”
(daughter) “Because they’re pretty.”
(15 year-old) “And they make her legs look hot!”
The entire night boiled down to dresses and shoes my daughter intends to wear when she’s “older”, waiting for some poor woman to trip on those “stilt things” and realizing my baby is a hormone-ravaged male. Sure there were some interesting fashion statements but I found myself rooting (just a little) like my 11 year-old for someone to trip. Hey, it would have been funny.
]]>Meryl Streep, Queen Latifa (and I saw Sandra Bullock elsewhere) are so incredibly classy. They were stunning.
In the “what were you thinking when you looked in the mirror” category, I’d place Diane Kruger, Zoe Saldana and Charlize Theron. And Charlize, come on! I know you have better taste than that girl!
Miley Cyrus obviously forgot some of her dress at home. Hell-o! Mom and Dad…she’s still just a kid. You know what happened to Lindsey and Brittany!
Demi Moore looks dashing. I’ll assist in pushing her down the stairs.
Was Halle Berry there? Her dresses always seem to draw attention.
]]>EireGo ~ hilarious! But I didn’t notice RDJ’s shoes. I wasn’t looking in that direction.
]]>Don’t you think Demi Moore has a Dorian-Grayish portrait in her basement? It’s scary how she doesn’t age.
Why am I thinking about the ’92 Robert Zemeckis film, Death Becomes Her when you say that? 😉
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