Comments on: Stalking the Author

By: Christine

Christine — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:05:54 +0000

If I recall correctly, you could add Snickerdoodles to your list Reader#9.

By: Christine

Christine — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:03:35 +0000

LOL!!! I love it. Your efforts definitely go in my Book of Awesome! 😉

By: le0pard13

le0pard13 — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:08:48 +0000

We definitely need to change that! Tell you what, PULP FICTION is playing tonight at midnight at the New Beverly Cinema (the revival theatre owned by QT) in L.A. If you and your hubby want to go, I'll meet you there. My treat :-).

By: Pop Culture Nerd

Pop Culture Nerd — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:04:54 +0000

Oh wow, I never saw that movie! Lame, I know, but Tarantino's violence freaks me out. Only movie of his I've seen is Inglourious Basterds.

By: le0pard13

le0pard13 — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:02:53 +0000

For a moment there, I thought you were going to say the "... a pair of pliers and a blow torch... line from PULP FICTION (byway of Charlie Varrick), Elyse ;-)

By: Pop Culture Nerd

Pop Culture Nerd — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:57:07 +0000

Eric---You can bring me snacks and fan me with giant palm fronds while I read. Reader#9---What the...? Are you the one who broke into my snacks closet? How do you know what I keep in there?! Donna---Guess what? I'm lying in bed right now, too---with Elvis and Joe! And Crais did say no to me when I asked for a cheese log in 2003. Shell---Thank you for being the cool one who isn't plotting some kind of "accident" for me. I haven't finished it yet because I'm trying to make the pleasure last. Last night, I spread the pages on my couch and rolled around in them. Novelwhore---It took me years to hone my stalking skills. I started with nothing but a pair of pliers and a banana.

By: Novelwhore

Novelwhore — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:25:21 +0000

hahahahaha oh Elyse I don’t know how you do it. I haven’t even seen the manuscript yet and I work here! You amaze me. Congratulations I am envious!

By: Shell Sherree

Shell Sherree — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:50:06 +0000

Heh, heh!! I, for one, did not drive around for seven hours, talking to hookers and unsavoury types and inhaling an unfamiliar bartender’s hair, so she who stalks best, scores first. I’m so happy for you, PCN. Have you finished it already? I have to say, Robert Crais sounds about as cool as Miles Davis, except for keeping manuscripts down his pants. Not sure about that bit…

By: Donna

Donna — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:24:52 +0000

Elyse, I’m laying in bed here rolling side to side laughing so hard tears are running! Omg, you are hilarious! RC knows there’s no way he can say no to you. Lol! Hookers?! Lol! Am very happy you have THE SENTRY + know it’s incredible. Am not jealous at all. Really. Just maybe look over your shoulder now and then. Make sure that manuscript is put away. Lock your doors. And sleep with one eye open. Hahahahaha! Oops…maniacal…uh…cheerful laughter!

By: Reader#9

Reader#9 — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 03:57:31 +0000

HEY PEOPLE!! LISTEN UP!! PCN doesn’t respond to threats. You must use bait! Such as…LAYS Kettle Cooked Sea Salt & Cracked Pepper chips! Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate! Maybe one of those McDonald’s Iced Mocha Frappes!

Think along those lines and I will rig some sort of bear trap or a noose.