Will THE KIDS’ NETWORK be directed by Robert Rodriguez?
]]>1) True Swan – When the Ugly Duckling’s return to his original family, his non-prodigal brother goes into a murderous rampage after he feels displaced by his parents’ love for his missing sibling.
2) Black Toys Are All Right – A docu-drama about the creation of Barbie’s first African American friend.
3) 127 Bones 3 – After a global epidemic, there’s only one woman left…
OK… I need to think a little more. I’ll post if something comes to mind.
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]]>127 Kids – A few years ago a fabulously wealthy and childless couple went to a fertilization clinic where a mishap occurred and she had, yep 127 little ones. Now that they are older and it is time for a family vacation.
True Black – The fashion world is put into a tizzy when famed designer Marco invents the ultimate absence of color in his fall line. Will the universe ever be the same again?
Winter’s All Right – Two identical twins with totally opposite personalities have to work together to save the family’s ski resort from a big bad international corporation that wants to tear the mountain up for an obscure metal.
127 Hours 3 – Oh silly Aron Ralston has really got himself into a pickle this time. After cutting off his arm from a boulder in the first movie and then cutting off a leg in an abandoned a mine shaft after the walls collapsed in the sequel, he now finds his head trapped in a vise at a closed Detroit auto plant. And all he has is pocket knife and a video recorder. This promises to be the final movie in the “Oh crap I’m stuck” trilogy.
The King’s Inception – (An alternate vision from Eylse) For a hefty fee, fans of Elvis can go back in time and see… well you know. But the multiple visits mess up the space time continuum and the king becomes a third rate polka player, unless die hard fan Bubba Roberts can go back in time and stop time traveling once and for all.
Network Grit – After watching hours of reality TV viewers find they cannot wash off the filth they have encountered as it starts to grow and turn them into zombies.
The Swan Fighter – We never saw it coming, except one man who nobody listened to anyway. Now swans have taken over of world and we call upon John McClain (aka “The Swan Fighter”, disgraced CIA and now full time drunk) to save us from these feathered fiends.
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