Nerdfest: Day Two

Welcome to day two of my nerdypalooza (here are days onethree, and four).

Today’s headliners are:

* Megan Abbott—Megan is an Edgar-winning author of six novels, including the recently released The End of Everything, which has been garnering raves everywhere. She has a PhD from New York University in English and American Literature, and would happily sign your leg with a Sharpie if you ask her.

* Gregg Hurwitz—Gregg has written eleven thrillers, the first of which he sold straight out of college. He has a BA from Harvard and a master’s in Shakespearean Tragedy from Trinity College at the University of Oxford. He also writes for Marvel Comics, likes to Google “unicorn pocket watch” in his spare time, and admires women’s athletic shoes.

* Sophie Littlefield—Sophie writes the Stella Hardesty mystery series, the first of which won her an Anthony Award for Best First Novel. She’s also the author of the Aftertime dystopian series featuring Cass Dollar, and the YA series about Hailey Tarbell that has a second installment, titled Unforsaken, coming out October 11. Sophie will kick you with high heels on if you badmouth Jason Statham, and do not get between her and her kettle-cooked chips, either.

* Todd Ritter—In addition to writing crime novels, Todd has been a journalist for over fifteen years, currently at New Jersey’s The Star-Ledger. His second Kat Campbell mystery, Bad Moon, will be out October 11 and has already received starred reviews from Kirkus and Library Journal. Todd wishes someone would make a reality TV show about sister wives who are hoarders, and he will not hesitate to cut people to get more legroom on planes.

* Meg Gardiner—Meg is the Edgar-winning author of the Evan Delaney and Jo Beckett series. She holds both an undergraduate and law school degree from Stanford. Stephen King is a fan of her work so you know she’s badass. She’s been suspected of bank robbery and fought seagulls for hamburgers, and she would hurl herself out of moving vehicles for the love of Foo Fighters.

The stories:

A. First, there are so many [nerdy moments] to choose from. There’s the time I fought my way through a rowdy crowd at the London Planetarium to get a seat for a lecture by two theoretical physicists. (First row for Michio Kaku and John Barrow. Woo!) And there’s my visit to a Star Trek exhibition, where I wore a Captain Kirk shirt. (I was outnerded by a friend who wore Ferengi ears.) But the nerdiest thing I ever did was to read a 500-page reference book in 90 minutes. In a car, on the way to Hollywood. I got a crazy headache from cramming my brain with trivia at 65 mph. But a couple of hours later I also got the correct response when Alex Trebek said, “Australia was originally called ‘Terra Incognita Australis,’ meaning this.” I hit the buzzer and said, “What is ‘Unknown Southern Land?'” I won three times.

B. I have read every single annotation in The Annotated Lolita. Twice. And just recalling it makes me think it’s time to do it again!

C. When I was in high school, I waitressed at a Howard Johnson’s. Some shifts were slower than others, and occasionally I got stuck with one of the dead shifts—weeknights after the dinner hour. We were not allowed to read on the job, and sometimes entire hours would pass with no new customers. To relieve the staggering boredom, I’d take a paper place mat and calculate square roots on the back. The trick was to start with a big number that looked like it might be a prime or at least have few divisors. Something like—say—723,591,117. I’d just pick a number that seemed it might be in the ballpark and give it a try, doing the math with my waitress pencil, then try again and again, narrowing in on the answer until I’d calculated it out to as many decimal points as the remainder of my shift allowed.

D. I am an incurable Disney geek who decided to go to Bouchercon in San Francisco only because I knew The Walt Disney Family Museum was there. I went and it was incredible. The museum, I mean. Although Bouchercon was fun, too.

E. I have a keyboard that I love. It’s REALLY clackety so it’s a lot like writing on a typewriter. In fact, when I’m pounding away, I feel like I’m building something. After six novels, it finally gave out. When I went to order another, I discovered that it had been discontinued and its parent company shut down. After driving to about ten stores, I realized that all the new keyboards are very quiet. I can’t write on a quiet keyboard. I thought my career might be over. I fretted. I stayed up nights. I paced. Then I got determined. After a series of investigative calls, I found myself connected to the night security guard in charge of the warehouse of the former company (which now stored the electronic goods of a new Silicon Valley company). When I offered to Western Union him a goodly amount for weekend beer, he said he’d go on the hunt for me in the dark recesses of the warehouse. Lo and behold, in the back, hidden beneath a tarp, he found a mound of my beloved keyboards. So I bought forty of them. I have them stacked all around my office, like backup security blankets.

Who said what? Leave guesses in the comments and you could win some of these books. Or just play for fun! If you need more info, visit the authors’ websites.


  • Reply
    Jen Forbus
    September 28, 2011 at 8:13 am

    Don’t put me in the running for the contest, but here are my guesses:

    A – Meg
    B – Megan
    C – Sophie
    D – Todd
    E – Gregg

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    Lydia Hirt
    September 28, 2011 at 8:15 am

    For some reason I feel like Sophie Littlefield is the waitress and math nerd! I vote Megan Abbott for the Disney fan and Meg Gardiner for the Lolita reader. For the men: Gregg is the Trebek winner and Todd has clackety keyboard! Whew!

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    September 28, 2011 at 8:35 am

    Ok…*cracks knuckles* *resists urge to just copy Jen’s answers*

    A: Someone was ON Jeopardy? Seriously? That is so cool. I’d like to think I’d know if it was some of them, so guessing this one’s Sophie.

    B: Going with Gregg for this one, since he has been known to research stuff REALLY well.

    C: *activates powers of deduction* *eliminates Todd and Gregg since they’re boys* Guessing Megan.

    D: Since Jeff Abbott’s not an option, I’m going with Todd for this one.

    E: The six books is a clue…right? Since I already used up Gregg, going with Meg for this one.

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    Terry Shames
    September 28, 2011 at 9:15 am

    Meg, Greg, Sophie, Megan, Todd. That’s my guess and I’m sticking to it.

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    Valerie McKay
    September 28, 2011 at 10:47 am

    A – Meg Gardiner
    B – Megan Abbott
    C – Gregg Hurwitz
    D – Sophie Littlefield
    E – Todd Ritter

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    September 28, 2011 at 11:56 am

    Today is more difficult and I have 5 seconds to decide, but I’m going for it:

    A: Gregg
    B: Meg
    C: Sophie (and no shift that included Sophie could be a dead shift, but this math info really scares me)
    D: Todd
    E: Megan

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    September 28, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Hmmmm, not easy. I’ll take a stab at it though.

    A – Todd
    B – Gregg
    C – Megan
    D – Meg
    E – Sophie

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    Laura Benedict
    September 28, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Can I answer unofficially since I’m a, uh, real nerd?


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    Paulette Feeney
    September 28, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Nerdypalooza indeed! This is dang hard…I am contemplating a new cheatin’ scheme!

    A. Todd
    B. Megan
    C. Sophie
    D. Meg
    E. Gregg

    This can’t be right, but my last mix had Gregg as the waitress…

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    September 28, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    I’m liking this contest, but I wish I knew where I stood in the rankings. Here we go….

    A Meg Gardiner (I’m keeping mum on why I know this)

    B Todd Ritter (purely a coin toss between him and Megan)

    C Sophie (All smart women in this line up so, but she reminds me of a cute, math obsessed girl I knew in high school)

    D Megan Abbott (decided on a coin toss between her and Todd)

    E Gregg Hurwitz – (gut reaction)

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    Christine McCann
    September 29, 2011 at 3:41 am

    A. Meg
    B. Gregg
    C. Sophie
    D. Todd
    E. Megan

    p.s. This is such fun!

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    September 29, 2011 at 4:34 am

    That first one has gotta be Meg Gardiner.

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    September 29, 2011 at 5:24 am

    I came over from Meg’s blog because contests are irresistible. And I will insist that the following are NOT guesses, but answers based on deep research and stylistic analysis. Yep.

    A. Meg
    B. Gregg
    C. Sophie
    D. Todd
    E. Megan

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    Naomi Johnson
    September 29, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    Agh, this one somehow seems harder than the first! And that can’t be possible.

    Deep breath, here goes:

    A. Gregg Hurwitz
    B. Todd Ritter
    C. Meg Gardiner
    D. Megan Abbott
    E. Sophie Littlefield

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    Shell Sherree
    September 30, 2011 at 3:54 am

    My answers are pretty much guesses. I can’t pretend otherwise. {Cheating from me is not recommended. Fair warning.}

    1. Meg
    2. Todd
    3. Sophie
    4. Megan
    5. Gregg

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    Holly West
    September 30, 2011 at 8:13 am

    A. Meg
    B. Megan
    C. Sophie
    D. Todd
    E. Gregg

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    September 30, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    A. Meg
    B. Gregg
    C. Megan
    D. Todd
    E. Sophie

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