Movie Title Challenge

Someone started a meme on Twitter today which challenges people to come up with funny movie titles by adding “in my pants” to the end of existing titles. I know many of you don’t tweet so I thought I’d post it here and maybe we could have a few laughs on Monday morning.

Here are some of my examples:

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer In My Pants
  • It’s Complicated In My Pants
  • It Happened One Night In My Pants
  • Swingers In My Pants
  • All the Right Moves In My Pants
  • Something’s Gotta Give In My Pants
  • You, Again In My Pants
  • No Country for Old Men In My Pants

To make it a little more creative, I avoided titles with obvious words like “balls” (e.g. Balls of Fury) or “hard” (e.g. Hard Target) in them. Yes, this is decidedly a low-brow game but if something involves pantalones activity, I’m in. You? Let’s see what you can whip up in your pants!

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    le0pard13
    October 31, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    How about:

    Hellraiser In My Pants?

    or

    Raising Arizona In My Pants?

    or

    Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon In My Pants?

    or

    I Was A Male War Bride In My Pants?

    or

    Charade In My Pants?

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    Poncho
    November 1, 2010 at 2:17 am

    I’m cracking up right now… Let me think of a few:

    Daredevil In My Pants

    Little Big Soldier In My Pants

    The Crazies In My Pants

    Child’s Play In My Pants

    Pride and Prejudice In My Pants

    OK… Now I feel dirty…

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    Brett Battles
    November 1, 2010 at 5:58 am

    Funny Girl in my Pants

    Pee Wee’s Big Adventure in my Pants

    I Am Legend in my Pants

    Little Shop of Horrors in my Pants

    The Thing in my Pants

    Dirty Dancing in my Pants

    *batteries not included in my Pants

    Over The Top in my Pants

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    Elizabeth Duncan
    November 1, 2010 at 7:19 am

    To Catch a Thief In My Pants

    Frenzy in My Pants

    Vertigo in My Pants

    The Man who Knew Too Much in My (Lavender) Pants!

    Saboteur in My Pants

    The Wrong Man in My Pants

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    Naomi Johnson
    November 1, 2010 at 8:42 am

    The Awful Truth in My Pants
    Catch Me if You Can in My Pants
    The Fortune Cookie in My Pants
    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum in My Pants
    Glory in My Pants
    The Love Bug in My Pants
    Mr. Smith Goes to Washington in My Pants

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    joy
    November 1, 2010 at 10:33 am

    The Natural in My Pants
    What About Bob in My Pants
    Little Children in My Pants
    The Pursuit of Happyness in My Pants
    The Towering Inferno in My Pants
    Free Willy in My Pants

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    Travis Richardson
    November 1, 2010 at 10:45 am

    127 Hours in My Pants
    Salt in My Pants
    The Apartment in My Pants
    Some Like it Hot in My Pants
    She’s the One in My Pants
    The Wild One in My Pants
    Never Let Me Go in My Pants
    Antz in My Pantz
    Idle Hands in My Pants
    The Magnificent Seven in My Pants
    Less Than Zero in My Pants

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    Reader#9
    November 1, 2010 at 11:04 am

    I love this stuff!

    GREASE in my pants!

    I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER in my pants! (yes, I borrowed, PCN)

    FREE WILLY in my pants!

    WHAT LIES BENEATH in my pants!

    WHAT DREAMS MAY COME in my pants!

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    EIREGO
    November 1, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Teaching Mrs. Tingle in my pants

    The Blob in my pants

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes in my pants

    From Dusk Till Dawn in my pants

    White Mischief in my pants

    The Empire Strikes Back in my pants

    The Third Man in my pants

    Okay, I’m laughing too much to continue and my co-workers are giving me weird looks. I’m done here.

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    Paulette
    November 1, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    GONE WITH THE WIND in my pants
    SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE in my pants
    HOSTAGE in my pants
    ROMEO MUST DIE in my pants
    TOP GUN in my pants
    THE SUM OF ALL FEARS in my pants
    DIE HARD in my pants

    This is too much fun! More later!

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      Paulette
      November 1, 2010 at 3:00 pm

      sorry for the easy one…could not resist Die Hard

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    Pop Culture Nerd
    November 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Haha! You all are making me laugh!

    le0pard13—You have to show me how to play Charades in your pants. I gotta plan parlor games with guests after Thanksgiving dinner!

    Poncho—I’ve heard there’s medication to treat the crazies in your pants.

    Brett—You make a girl buy her own batteries for your pants? Damn. Talk about playing hard to get.

    Elizabeth—Extra credit for your all-Hitchcock version and incorporating your infamous lavender pants! One question, though: How do you get vertigo in your pants?

    Naomi—Why is Mr. Smith taking your pants to Washington? He should’ve borrowed a skirt.

    joyFree Willy in My Pants must be a documentary because I saw a guy in the park last week doing that.

    Travis—What an interesting idea to put salt in your pants! Does that help get more traction? And what do you have SEVEN of in there?

    Reader#9—I think I have an idea what kind of dreams you’re having.

    EIREGO—You have a THIRD man in your pants? Impressive. Mine gets crowded after two.

    Paulette—I suggest you go easy on the broccoli or look into Beano.

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    Christine
    November 1, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Hahahahahahaha! Thank you, thank you, you all have made my afternoon so much more fun!!! Nothing beats laughing until you cry!

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      Poncho
      November 1, 2010 at 3:53 pm

      Amen for that.

      I’ve made a tradition to put away any liquids whenever I read PCN’s blog, so I won’t instinctively reach for it and found trying to drink while I laugh (I specially avoid any soda or carbonated drinks!).

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        Christine
        November 1, 2010 at 3:59 pm

        You got that right, Poncho! There’s often a high spit-take danger to reading PCN’s posts! Although, if there’s a point system, I think the carbonated beverage shooting from the reader’s nose rates higher than your traditional spit-take. I think it’s the watery eyes that go with it. 😉

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          Pop Culture Nerd
          November 1, 2010 at 4:51 pm

          Thanks, you two, but I can’t take credit for this. It’s the comments that are hilarious!

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            Christine
            November 1, 2010 at 6:05 pm

            Yes, but PCN, you started it for us! 😉

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        Pop Culture Nerd
        November 2, 2010 at 12:55 am

        Poncho, this one’s just for you: My hubby came up with Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs in My Pants. Did that get a nose-squirting take?

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    who some have
    November 10, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    oh wow, I’m late to this! How about:

    THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY in my pants
    THE INCREDIBLE HULK in my pants
    DAYS OF THUNDER in my pants
    LETHAL WEAPON in my pants
    BIG in my pants
    RAGING BULL in my pants
    SOME LIKE IT HOT in my pants
    KING KONG in my pants
    DR. STRANGELOVE in my pants

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