Creepy Covers

Several weeks ago, while on Twitter, I saw Jon Jordan of Crimespree Magazine mention that a book he was reading had a really creepy cover. He had a picture link so of course I clicked on it. And then screamed. This was the book.

There is no way I could have that cover staring at me from my nightstand while I sleep! The book could be the most brilliant one in years and I wouldn’t be able to read it unless the cover changes.

This made me start thinking about other covers I’ve come across recently that freaked me out too much for me to read it. Here’s one:

Ahhhhh! I might’ve thrown this across the room when I first pulled it out of the package it came in. I had to get it out of the house immediately. Another one that made my skin crawl:

While I can see how clever this design is, incorporating the stethoscope into the snake, I am deathly afraid of snakes so I couldn’t even touch this one.

This next one I really wanted to read because of the author’s interesting backstory, but the decapitated doll’s head did me in.

I’m not proud of the fact covers can scare me so easily, but that’s the way it is. I often read late into the night and just can’t deal with creepy images bleeding into my dreams. Removing the dust jacket doesn’t work because I still have to put it somewhere, and I prefer not to have a snake or Bloody Face Man hiding in a drawer and jumping out at me when I reach in for a paper clip.

Any recent book covers scare you away from reading them?

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    Eirego
    April 23, 2013 at 7:03 am

    Thanks for the nightmares I will be having. Dang, that’s creepy! What the heck is that first one? Shaved cat mutation?

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      Pop Culture Nerd
      April 25, 2013 at 1:58 pm

      I thought it was a cat alien. I can’t look at it or think about it too much, though, because, you know, CREEPY.

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    Jann
    April 23, 2013 at 8:11 am

    I never really thought about this before, but there is NO WAY any of these book covers would ever grace my nightstand.

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      Pop Culture Nerd
      April 25, 2013 at 1:58 pm

      Right?

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    Lauren
    April 23, 2013 at 8:31 am

    The Hayder and Renner totally creep me out and I would never even buy them, much less put them on my nightstand. I have no snake issues (other than I have finally, I think, broken the habit of putting them in my pocket and bringing them home when I find them), so I kinda like the Siegel. The Pobi is creepy, but I admit to having read that book. The skinned cat clown thing is by far the worst for me. Wonder how many sales will be lost because of that cover? I’m one.

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      Pop Culture Nerd
      April 25, 2013 at 1:59 pm

      No comment on the fact you’re a weird snake lover. 🙂

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        Lauren
        April 25, 2013 at 3:24 pm

        You know very well that’s not even close to the weirdest thing about me.

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    le0pard13
    April 23, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    These certainly count, Elyse.

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      Pop Culture Nerd
      April 25, 2013 at 1:59 pm

      Have you come across others?

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        le0pard13
        April 25, 2013 at 2:01 pm

        Would this count? If you read the description of its content, it actually makes it worst.

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          Pop Culture Nerd
          April 25, 2013 at 2:10 pm

          Oh, that’s awful! I need to expurgate that from my brain!

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            le0pard13
            April 25, 2013 at 2:19 pm

            You asked ;-).

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              Lauren
              April 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm

              Ok, that wins hands down. That’s one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen and I’m not even going to get into a discussion about what it looks like. What the hell were they thinking?

              I never came close to picking up one of THOSE on the way home from school.

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    stacybuckeye
    April 29, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    I had to take the cover off Bloodman it bothered me so much!

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